She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could achieve. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make him feel confident and sexy, seductive and invincible.
No, wait a minute...
I'm thinking of beer.
It's beer that does that.
|Beer, the nectar of gods.|